When I Rule the World

Forcing an employee to work on a national holiday will be a criminal offense. In my world order, anyone caught forcing an employee to work (or travel for work) on Memorial Day, Labor Day, President's Day or any other holiday will be forced to watch a 40 hour Barney Marathon.

When I rule the world, golf umbrellas will be illegal except when used on a golf course or to cover a family of 6. There is no reason that one person should be allowed to walk down a city street with a golf umbrella protecting them and the surrounding area from rain. I hate dodging people and their stupid, large, golf umbrellas.

Therefore, they'll be illegal when I rule the world.